Looking behind me I saw... a dusty shadow advancing. A piercing scream. It’s me. I flee. All seems quiet... My heart beat drops. I sigh in relief. A shiver runs down my spine. I feel chilly breath against my neck. A ghostly figure rises. My heart’s racing again. I scramble away. Now there’s a dreary cell and a ghoulish figure in chains. “Unchain me” it moans. “No way” whispers my trembling voice. Somehow he follows me further into the chamber. Many doors, which one to choose? One creaks open, a light beckons. Sweet relief, laughter, the wonders of Disneyland await. Next time no haunted house.