100 W.C

Looking behind me I saw my brother stampeding down the Museum corridor, the exhibits tumbling.
A frightened look flashed across his face, he was pale.
"Whats up?" I asked calmly.
"I saw that, penguin..." He stammered.
"Penguin?"
"Came, to LIFE! It tried grabbing me!"
Mum walked in and questioned us thoroughly. I told about the Penguin James saw, then we started giggling.
"What’s funny?" He asked.
" That Penguin is just a suit! And was probably trying to give you a hug." Mum replied.
Eventually we were asked to leave due to the racket we had caused.

(Note: this isn’t a true story!)