Jackstories


 * Dear Farmer Brown **

** You are so cool, I would even eat Broccoli if it included you. **
 * Ok, now the demanding part. I demand a mansion sized castle for a kennel and a Californian king sized water bed or I’ll tell S.A.S. that you killed 1000 gorillas on your vacation to Asia. (Even though you did not) **
 * Oh yeah, you also need to give me and the boys posh furniture as well. **
 * Yours sincerely **


 * The sheep dogs and pig dogs. **

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 * P.S. We will go on strike as well and if you try to get us to work we go loco on you and you have only two days. Yet again, you’d better do it! Oh yeah, one castle per dog! **

=**Wrecks the dragon**=
 * Wrecks lives on a volcanic island and always goes swimming in the lava.**
 * He eats one billion sea dragons for breakfast.**
 * He lives in a gigantic cave with lava pools everywhere.**
 * He slouters everything that comes in to his territory unless it is another dragon of his kind or his pal Stinky (billys dragon).**
 * Wrecks also wrecks anything he hates on his island.**
 * Wrecks has a huge appitite because he is one billion times a sea dragons size.**
 * when wrecks is anoyed his skin grows spikes and spikes also grow out of his tail and his fangs grow huge.**
 * his favourite thing to do is kill smaller dragons.** **his other favourite thing to do is torture sea dragons that come to close to his island.**

=DARWIN THE SEALION!!!!= Darwin the sealion (me) loves to find and make freinds with fishermen (just for the fish). I'm an NZ sealion of corse (little reminder I hate non native sealions). I was born in Otago Harbour but I cause alot of mischeif like eating tiger shark babys but I always scare the silly things off. My favourite thing to do is visiting my best freind Stomp the lion. I'm really freindly unless my little but old enemy Mortekai the moray eel is around. My hobbies include making freinds, hard out partying, earning money (clams are the money) and travelling. I have a luxury cave on the beach for a home. On Sunday it was the (boring for year ME!) school fair. When I got there I said to myself what boring thing to do with this boring fun ride ticket at this so 40 years ago fair with these suitable for 6 and less year old games. I just remembered about a working (which is unusual) computer its mouse and keyboard came with it at the white elephant but as usual it was GONE! So I (sadly) went to watch the soak a senior and Tyrin got soaked by little Sam in room 2!
 * The fair of all fairs!** **(Well at least the staff wanted it to be!)**

While I was in the white elephant I saw dads girl friend and her 4 year old daughter Mad Maddie. My friend from Elm grove school Nick came and we were just walking around like drunken lunatics. Nick wanted to have a go at soak a senior so I gave him my ticket but then he chickened out like a baby. And right before we left I gave my ticket to Jake and then went to the cottage bake house for lunch.

All Blacks! (Well four at least!)

Today we had something unexpected like a visit from four ALL BLACKS!!!! Their names were Tamati Ellison, Ben Smith, Ben Franks and Andrew Hore. We walked for about twelve minutes to get to PeterJohnstonPark and on the way we saw Green Street kindy kids and some Taieri collage kids. When we had arrived we got a poster to get signed and after that we went straight back to school.